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(Source: icanmakeyouhate, via slugglove)

I know the Commonwealth Games aim to encourage more people to get into sports and shit, but all it’s really doing for me is encouraging me to comfort eat and cry over how diabolical I am at every sport ever.


can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

(via bestkeptsecretandbiggestmistake)


can they stop making new iPhones and develop a small device that creates whatever food you want in 2 seconds


I want to sit down and eat pizza until the rest of my life.

(Source: jeliyfish, via willhavesexforpizza)

The Parent Trap (1998)

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